Local Kine Thousand Island Dressing

• Some Best Foods Real Mayonnaise (No use da fake kine)
• Some Catsup or some more if you like more reddish color

Directions:
Put ingrediments in one bowl.  Using only chopsticks, in a whisking motion, stir to ensure "no lumps."  (Personal note from Kitchen Mama:  "If you get carpo, gotta ask somebody who no mo...or get used to da lumps.")

Level of difficulty:
2 yellow hibiscus

Shoyu Mayonnaise Sauce

• Some Best Foods Real Mayonnaise (No use da fake kine)
• Some Aloha Shoyu

Directions:
Same like da above, only ting substitute da catsup for da shoyu.

Level of difficulty:
1 hibiscus (Should be easy since you wen do 'um with da Thousand Island Dressing already.)

Level of Difficulty Scale:
1 yellow hibiscus - Get 'um brah, no probs!

2 yellow hibiscus - Still yet easy, but try put on your tinking cap on befo' you try dis one.

3 yellow hibiscus - Small kine hard.

4 yellow hibiscus - Too hard, maybe you no can handle